I tried to blog a few days ago, but our phone service has been a little sketchy lately. It went off a couple of times a day or two ago. We were worried that it was because we hadn't paid our bill. It's hard to know when to pay your bill here. You don't get any bills in the mail, so when it's time to pay your phone bill, you're supposed to just know. You don't pay every month, though. Just every three months or so. However, we went to pay it today, but apparently they didn't want to work today. No one was there, and some guy told us to come back tomorrow. Okay, Tuesday seems just as good a day as Monday. We can do that.
So, the other day I wrote an entire blog about the sounds of Cairo, but it didn't load. And, the subject so inspires me that I feel it's worthy of a second try. Okay, the truth is, I have a lot of time on my hands. It is spring break after all. So, here are the sounds of Cairo for you to appreciate.
1.
The Rooster. Now, you all know that I'm a vegetarian. I'm as animal-friendly as the next person, but this rooster has to die. We have a very mixed-up rooster living on our nieghbor's patio. This rooster is sent straight from hell. He crows at 4 am, 5 am, 10 am, 3 pm, 5 pm. The thing crows anytime, all day. It doesn't have a normal rooster crow, either. It has some weird, loud, obnoxious crow. Besides killing the thing ourselves, Joe's latest plan involves going over and offering to pay for a year's supply of eggs for these people if they just kill the rooster. I suppose that might be a little condescending.
2.
Car Horns. Car horns and Cairo. The two go hand-in-hand. Let me give you the concise explanation of when to honk your horn in Cairo. To warn someone that you're passing. To warn a pedestrian that you're nearby. If you're a taxi, to get people's attention. To show someone that you're not stopping. Repeatedly, when you are waiting beneath someone's apartment building. Repeatedly, when your soccer team wins. Repeatedly, when there's a wedding. Whenever you feel like it. Honk because you can!
3.
Dogs and Cats. Puppies being raised on the neighbor's balcony. Stray dogs in the street. Stray dogs that bark only from 3-5 am on top of cars. Cats battling over food, turf, etc.
4.
Mosques. I say this in a respectful way, but mosques are definitely part of the sounds here. You have the call to prayer five times a day, broadcast from the local mosque's loudspeaker. On Fridays, there is the weekly noon prayer which lasts about an hour. Amazingly, the call to prayer is the sound that's easiest to block out.
5.
Our neighbor(s). We love our neighbor/landlord, but he does have an amazingly deep voice. Possibly the deepest I've ever heard. They're remodeling their flat, so in addition to remodeling noises, our landlord is often in the doorway, haggling, arguing or maybe giving directions to the people working for him. Often, when you hear someone speaking in a language you don't understand, it sounds like arguing. Who knows? Then, he also likes to call down five flights of stairs to our doorman/boy, Abdou. He calls out at the top of his lungs, "Ya, Abdou! Ya, Abdou!"
6.
People in general. We hear people on the street. The neighbors and their TV, cell phone, or radio in the apartments across from us. We hear the guys talking in the abandoned lot where they live below us. We hear the children in the neighbor's courtyard. Sometimes there's a fight or loud conversation in the street behind our apartment.
7.
Arabic music. It's everywhere. Cars, cafes, bands that walk the streets, street parties, parties in homes, the list goes on.
8.
Street vendors. Ah, street vendors. We know them each by their call. There's the man that bangs on gas canisters. Naturally, when I hear him banging, I want to run down and buy some gas. (hmm...) Then, there's the guy who sounds like he's saying, "Ribbit, ribbit." He's the frog-guy. Wonder what he sells. There's the sweet potato guy who pushes around a cart on which he roasts sweet potatoes. He says something like, "Too sweet, too sweet." In Arabic, of course. There's also the (aarrrggghhh...) cotton candy boy. He blows a loud, obnoxious horn in order to get children to buy cotton candy. Now, we've never actually seen anybody buy this cotton candy. I think he just gets joy from annoying people. We passed him the other day and missed our chance to tell him off. Just kidding. And last, my favorite, the guy who sounds like he was on
Dances With Wolves. You know the guy at the end, who calls to Kevin Costner from up above. It sounds something like, "Shumani Tutonka Owachi!" This guy has moved to Egypt! I think he walks around collecting junk that people want to get rid of, so that he can sell it. Maybe he can get back into acting in the Egyptian cinema.
Ah, isn't Cairo interesting. When we come to Iowa, we are going to have to bring a tape recorder of the noises here, or we'll never be able to sleep.